I gave in and admitted that God was God.

1.01.2001

film review archive

- I don't have time to write about every film I see, so I'm setting this up so I can score them without writing much (if anything) on them. Since editing this, I have changed a few of my film scores in order to better fit into the developed ripped-off structure (thank you Jeffrey Overstreet).


A+ :: bloody paradigm
A :: almost a bloody paradigm
A- :: distinguished

B+ :: excellent
B :: impressive
B- :: above average

C+ :: more interesting than boring
C :: more boring than interesting
C- :: butt-numbing nuisance
D :: rubbish
F :: wtf?

bold = favorite


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28 Days Later [2003] :: A
28 Weeks Later [2007] :: A-

A
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B -------
Barton Fink [1991] :: A-
Blades of Glory [2007] :: B+
Bobby [2006] :: B

C -------

D -------
Disturbia [2007] :: B+

E -------

F -------
The Fountain [2006] :: B

G -------
Grindhouse [2007]
---Planet Terror :: B
---Death Proof :: A

H -------
Harry Potter
---Sorcerer's Stone :: eventually...
---Chamber of Secrets :: eventually...
---Prizoner of Azkaban :: A-
---Goblet of Fire :: B
---Order of the Phoenix :: B+
Hot Fuzz [2007] :: A-

I -------
Idiocracy [2006] :: C

J -------
Jackass: The Movie [2007] :: B-

K -------
Knocked Up [2007] :: A-

L -------
Little Children [2007] :: B+
The Lookout [2007] :: A

M -------
Marie Antoinette [2006] :: A-

N -------
A Night to Remember [1958] :: B+

O -------

P -------
Pan's Labyrinth [2007]
---first viewing :: B
---second viewing :: A-
Pirates of the Caribbean [2003, 2006, 2007]
---Curse of the Black Pearl :: B+
---Dead Man's Chest :: B
---At World's End :: C

Q -------

R -------
Ratatouille [2007] :: A+
Rushmore [1998] :: A

S -------
Spiderman [2002] :: A-
Spiderman 2 [2004] :: A+
Spiderman 3 [2007] :: B-

T -------
Titanic [1997] :: B
TMNT [2007] :: C

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Y -------

Z -------