I gave in and admitted that God was God.

3.27.2007

Planet Earth

There is no such thing as essential television. As much as I enjoy shows like Lost and The Office and yes, even Grey's Anatomy (the shame!), they aren't essential. But the Discovery Channel has this new show, Planet Earth, and it is about as close to essential television as we've ever gotten before.

Discovery Channel had been advertising it for a while, but I didn't really pay much attention. Most everything on the Discovery Channel is good (Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs "I can smell it nooow!", and...Mythbusters :)), so I just assumed that Planet Earth would be one of their above average every day documentaries. And because of that assumption, I decided not to make the effort to seek it out on Sunday night. Thankfully, though, it sought me out. I came across it at about ten minutes after it started and was stopped dead in my channel surfing tracks. The show was immediately captivating. I have never gotten so much of a Discovery Channel high (which happens often) as I did watching Planet Earth. The show captures and reminds us of the massiveness, complexity, and beauty of God's creation. It is a spiritual experience if you're not too cynical to allow it to be.

"Well of course its going to be captivating!" you say. "Its planet earth we're talking about here!"

Yes, yes it is. Hence the name of the show. But, trust me and trust the Discovery Channel advertisers, "Prepare to see it as never before." Seriously, prepare yourself. If you are a nature geek, strap yourself down. You may become violent with enthusiasm and inadvertently take everyone down around you. No fun for them. If watching on a hard surface, place a pillow down so that your jaw doesn't shatter upon impact. And if, just by chance, you happen to be a crack addict reading this blog (I wouldn't be a bit surprised), consider this your lucky day! I beg of you, resist the urge to shoot cocaine before watching the show, because between the crack and the show, you will OD and die. And the worst part of that is you'll miss the next week's episode. Tragedy!

...prepare yourself...


Discovery Channel
Sunday nights at 8.

3.24.2007

children of men



My second favorite film (the first being United 93) of last year, Children of Men, comes out tuesday on DVD. Do whatever you can to get your hands on it. Buy it, rent it, or, if you have no money, steal it from a gleaming film snob walking out of Walmart. He will probably weep and go into a state of depression and anxiety for a few minutes and then finally go in and buy another one, but its all good. He will eventually come to terms with the traumatic experience and sooth himself with the thought that he too would viciously yank the film out of another film snob's hands if he had no money to buy it for himself.

You have no excuses.

get fuzzy

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3.21.2007

Lost

Lost was amazing this week. The writers seem to be bringing back the signature wonder of the show that has unfortunately been missing for most of this season. The emotional and ironic dance between Locke and Ben was excellent. Locke is my favorite character, so having an entire episode devoted to him that answered so many questions while raising so many more was a hay day.

The thing that makes this show work is the fact that it is character driven. Not only are the writers of the show focusing on the development of the characters, but a few of the characters themselves seem to be focusing (almost as if its their job) on other characters' development. For me, so far, the island feels like a sort of purgatory where people are taken to figure out their problems and be challenged, and then let go once they "get it". I know its not that simple, but the whole thing has a "rehab" vibe to it. Every character has a mountain to climb, and the sooner they climb it, the sooner they get to leave victoriously.

But I really have no idea what is going on...and I kind of like it that way for now.

3.20.2007

Pirates

pirates' trailer.

Let's rock the seas, shall we?

3.13.2007

ching chong rosie

3.08.2007

A Night to Remember (1958)

I happened to come across the movie A Night to Remember while channel surfing last night. I caught it just as it was starting. I've wanted to see it for some time now. It is the second film of four about the sinking of the Titanic in April of 1912. I have heard that the first film version from 1953 is not very noteworthy. And the third I had not even heard of until tonight when I looked it up. Apparently, in 1996, there was another theatrical release version starring Catherine Zeta-Jones. Who knew? It must have been pretty awful, because it only grossed 13,000,000 at the box office. Compare that to James Cameron's 1.8 billion world wide grossing in his version a year later. I'm not suggesting that the amount a film grosses has anything to do with its merit, but Cameron must have been onto something that the Zeta-Jones version clearly missed.

Although I have bagged on Cameron's 1997 version quite a bit over the years, I have recently come to appreciate some of the beauty in it. The relationship between Jack and Rose still bothers me a little bit because it just doesn't belong there, but the movie otherwise has some qualities, particularly Cameron's action sequence technique that probably shouldn't be enthralling considering the subject matter. But it is just that: enthralling. The spectacle quality of the film was the "Lord of the Rings" of the day. It was groundbreaking in its size and wonder, and still holds much of that wonder now in 2007. Add to that a magnificent score (which so many people hate, but I love) and you've got yourself the stepping stones of a beautiful movie. Unfortunately, Cameron mistook the basics stepping stones as a bridge to the other side of the gargantuan river known as film making. Spectacle sells, but if you want film geeks to respect you for centuries, you've got to have some meaningful focus.

A Night to Remember has that focus. It wastes no time getting into the meat of things. Within 25 minutes, the ship has hit the iceberg, and men are playing ice soccer on deck. Things play out much like they did in Cameron's version, with the only big and important exception being the added dimension of the communication (or lack thereof) between the Titanic, the Carpathia, and the foolish crew of the Californian. This is a major plot point missing in Cameron's version. Few people know that the Californian was only ten miles away from the Titanic as it sank and could very well have gotten there on time to save almost every life. In fact, they had stopped for the night because of icebergs (imagine that) and could see the Titanic's lights from where they were. They saw the distress rockets, and even logged their notebooks when the Titanic seemingly disappeared from the horizon. Not only that, they had turned off their radio earlier in the evening so all of the distress calls never reached them. Talk about waking up the next morning to some major regrets. None of this was in Cameron's version. 'Tis ashame, because that very well could have made his version a near masterpiece, if only he could have gotten over the rather un-rapturing love story. If he had focused more on the historical figures and done more research, he would have had so many stories to tell that Jack and Rose would have been made extras sitting in deck chairs. (sidenote: probably the greatest achievement of Cameron's Titanic is the thrusting into stardom of Leonardo Dicaprio and Kate Winslet, two incredible performers; unfortunately their characters don't matter that much in this movie.)

That said, I enjoyed A Night to Remember immensely. The fact that it is black and white didn't hinder it a bit. I've always had a liking for black and white movies anyway. And as I've said, it includes the stories of the other ships involved that evening, which thoroughly enhances the story line and makes it so much more of a historical piece than its successor. It may not have the sweeping camera moves and the glorious music of James Horner, but it does have a well researched back bone. This historical accuracy pays in my book. Fluff is nice, but not nearly as important to me as story. Story, story, story. So I guess I can't blame James Cameron entirely, now can I? I mean, his screenwriter is just as much to blame as he is, if not much more. Oh wait, Cameron was the screenwriter. Wow, it is all his fault! No scape goat there.

Titanic (1997) B
A Night to Remember (1958) A-


Interesting fact:
"The Carpathia docked at Pier 54 at Little West 12th Street in New York with the survivors. It arrived at night and was greeted by thousands of people. The Titanic had been headed for Pier 59 at 20th Street. The Carpathia dropped off the empty Titanic lifeboats at Pier 59, as property of the White Star Line, before unloading the survivors at Pier 54." - (wikipedia)

3.03.2007

warm peaches

I ate the warm peaches
the peaches of James' giant pursuit
the pursuit of the world of the out there
the out there of nowhere
the nowhere within
the within of the contented
the contented of savoriness
the savoriness of the cold rejected
the warm peaches
the peaches
I ate them