a humble billionaire.

Bill Gates.

Thanks to Jeffrey Overstreet for sharing his short, paradoxical experience.

Gates makes cheap, crappy venues and rich men look good. Both of which/whom should be thanking him at the moment. The crappy venues seem inviting all of a sudden and rich men don't seem quite a stereotypically snobbish and hog-like. Actually, I guess I should be thanking Gates, shouldn't I? Huh.

Dear Billy,

Thank you. You are the man!

-raymond, a humbled peasant.